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Not Tonight

from Musical Comedy Live EP by Sarah Hester Ross

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An original comedy song by Sarah Hester Ross performed live at The Smith Center in Las Vegas, NV.

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My man, he walked into the room
With that look in his eye
I knew it all too well
He wants to do the deed
But there's a few things
That would make it hard for him
So I said , Baby you know I love you

But Im on the rag
Aunt flows in town
Sweeney Todd's not calm
Crimson tide
A weeping womb
I'm taking Carrie to the prom
Its Shark week
Panty painting time
Mother natures gift
There's a war in Virginia
Leaky basement
Do you catch my drift

Oh, I could still
See my man was confused
All he could see
Is that I wasn't naked yet
So now before he got a surprise
I had to try one more time
To make it clear to him
So I said, baby my eyes are up here

It's lady time
I'm on a ketchup diet
Red dot special sale
Babies in the corner, rusty pipes
It's a big pregnancy fail, Hallelujah!
Code red, It's my girl flu season,
The redcoats are coming in
There's flooding in my baby box
It's uterine descend

You know my mans a fine piece of ass
but he's dumb as a broom
So Lord please let him see the light
before it looks like the Quentin Tarantino was filmed in my room

Miss Scarlett's here
Tomato boats come in
Im Flying the Japanese flag
It's craft week at the panty camp
Dracula's tea bag
Oh there are Communists in the summer house
Kittys got a bloody nose
Im riding cotton cowboy
The interstate is closed

Maybe we can try the back road
Oh yeah

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from Musical Comedy Live EP, released September 3, 2018

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Sarah Hester Ross Las Vegas, Nevada

Sarah Hester Ross is a world traveling entertainer residing in Las Vegas, performing as a Musical Comedian, Dueling and Solo piano shows, and other live performances as a singer/songwriter.

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