Name: All I Want For Christmas (as a Jew)
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Description: Comedy Parody of "All I Want for Christmas" by Mariah Carrie written and performed by comedian Sarah Hester Ross

All I Want For Christmas (as a Jew)

by Sarah Hester Ross

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Comedy Parody of "All I Want for Christmas" by Mariah Carrie written and performed by comedian Sarah Hester Ross

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All I Want for Christmas as a Jew

Oh I’m a Jew, but I like Christmas
So there’s just one thing that I ask
Please don’t be that tucus goyim
Living in the Arian past
Please don’t put me in a box
With the dredials, bagels, and locks
I don’t want to choose
This is all I want for Christmas (Jewish growl) as a Jew

Im a Jew and I like Christmas
I bet that might be a surprise
I love listening to Christmas music
written by all those Jewish guys
I don't want to choose between
The holidays of old and new
my menorah’s always lit
Right next to my reindeer crew
I’m a Jewish American
That means I dont have to pretend
To be a Scrooge
This is all I want for Christmas as a Jew

I don’t want to pick a side
Sorry I’m not sorry ace
We have a great big Christmas feast
At our local Chinese place
I love the smell of Christmas trees
On the top a Star of David glows
Instead of kisses we give money
Underneath the mistletoe
I cook latkas, if I can
In the shape of a snowman
I dont want to choose
This is all I want for Christmas as a Jew

Do not judge me for my holiday decor
I can have a tree and a menorah on the door
Our lights they twinkle the same
Dreidel can be a reindeer game

Santa don’t you leave
Me out of Christmas this year
I’m a Jew but you better believe

I might not celebrate the baby Jesus
that does not make me the worst
let us not forget the truth
Us Jews had the baby Jesus first
I hope now that you understand
Christmas and Hanukkah can be best friends
I dont have to choose
This is all I want for Christmas as a Jew

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released December 12, 2019

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Sarah Hester Ross Las Vegas, Nevada

Sarah Hester Ross is a world traveling entertainer residing in Las Vegas, performing as a Musical Comedian, Dueling and Solo piano shows, and other live performances as a singer/songwriter.

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