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Musical Comedy Live EP

by Sarah Hester Ross

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My man, he walked into the room With that look in his eye I knew it all too well He wants to do the deed But there's a few things That would make it hard for him So I said , Baby you know I love you But Im on the rag Aunt flows in town Sweeney Todd's not calm Crimson tide A weeping womb I'm taking Carrie to the prom Its Shark week Panty painting time Mother natures gift There's a war in Virginia Leaky basement Do you catch my drift Oh, I could still See my man was confused All he could see Is that I wasn't naked yet So now before he got a surprise I had to try one more time To make it clear to him So I said, baby my eyes are up here It's lady time I'm on a ketchup diet Red dot special sale Babies in the corner, rusty pipes It's a big pregnancy fail, Hallelujah! Code red, It's my girl flu season, The redcoats are coming in There's flooding in my baby box It's uterine descend You know my mans a fine piece of ass but he's dumb as a broom So Lord please let him see the light before it looks like the Quentin Tarantino was filmed in my room Miss Scarlett's here Tomato boats come in Im Flying the Japanese flag It's craft week at the panty camp Dracula's tea bag Oh there are Communists in the summer house Kittys got a bloody nose Im riding cotton cowboy The interstate is closed Maybe we can try the back road Oh yeah
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My agent gave called and said he had great news Hey Red, I think I got a job for you I was over the moon He started to reading the script Hey buddy what to do I get to do? He said "you'll get down on all fours in pink too too Give a drug lord a bj and take the load on your face Then a biker gang pays you to scream and shout To watch a lipstick lesbian and you make out What the...? Hold on Red, I can see you're confused Hold on Red, here's the good news Hold on Red, you're careers about explode It's not porn, it's HBO I gave my parents a call I said you better sit down I've got a big gig Oh mom you're gonna be so proud Remember all the money that you paid for Juilliard This is where it all pays off I'll be tied up in a bed with a ball gag in my mouth I'll be taking lots of blows from behind, wait wait there's more Then these Asian twins will pinch my nipples for an hour Then they'll lead me to the bathroom for a golden shower Hold on mom, stop crying so loud Hold on dad, please take the gun out of your mouth Hold on guys, my career is about explode It's not porn, It's HBO Its not slutty, it's art I'm only "acting" daddy I could win an award for this blow job HBO

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Sarah Hester Ross performing her original comedy songs live at the Smith Center in Las Vegas NV.

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released September 3, 2018

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Sarah Hester Ross Las Vegas, Nevada

Sarah Hester Ross is a world traveling entertainer residing in Las Vegas, performing as a Musical Comedian, Dueling and Solo piano shows, and other live performances as a singer/songwriter.

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